Campfire Culinarian Gifts

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Holiday Supplies

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Pan Extension Chord

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

Pizza Rescue.

Cannibal recipes.

Nobody likes a smore loser

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Appetizer is almost done."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"