Campfire Culinarian T-Shirts

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Holiday Supplies

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Pan Extension Chord

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

Nobody likes a smore loser

Pizza Rescue.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Cannibal recipes.

"Appetizer is almost done."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"