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"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Sausages.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Holiday Supplies

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Roasting the Moneybox

'The Torch Holder'.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Pan Extension Chord

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Flash Cuisine

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Creepy Camp Stories.

Cannibal recipes.

Nobody likes a smore loser

Pizza Rescue.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

'Is the fire included?'

"Appetizer is almost done."