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'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Holiday Supplies

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Roasting the Moneybox

Pan Extension Chord

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Flash Cuisine

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Creepy Camp Stories.

Cannibal recipes.

Nobody likes a smore loser

Pizza Rescue.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

'Is the fire included?'