Campfire Cuisine Enthusiasts Mugs

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Holiday Supplies

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Pan Extension Chord

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Roasting the Moneybox

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

Creepy Camp Stories.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Nobody likes a smore loser

Cannibal recipes.

Pizza Rescue.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."