Campfire Culinary Expert Mugs

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Holiday Supplies

Camping.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Roasting the Moneybox

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Pan Extension Chord

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Camping with Mr. Thorough