Campfire Cuisine Connoisseur T-Shirts

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Holiday Supplies

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Pan Extension Chord

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Roasting the Moneybox

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'The Torch Holder'.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Flash Cuisine

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Nobody likes a smore loser

Pizza Rescue.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."