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"We’re not on the Upper West Side, and there aren’t any ‘better tables’!"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

A deconstructed s'more.

Nobody likes a smore loser

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

"I wish we had marshmallows."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Sausages.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Harsh Mellows.

Camping.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'The Torch Holder'.

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Roasting the Moneybox

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."