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Boy Scout Camp.

Beaver Dam

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Sausages.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Harsh Mellows.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'The Torch Holder'.

Roasting the Moneybox

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Flash Cuisine

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The man who discovered smoke

Nobody likes a smore loser

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."