Campfire Storytelling Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Tell us that really scary story again...the one about how they make chicken nuggets!'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Sausages.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Harsh Mellows.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Roasting the Moneybox

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Scouts made this for me

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."