Campfire Storytelling Enthusiast Gifts

'Tell us that really scary story again...the one about how they make chicken nuggets!'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Sausages.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Harsh Mellows.

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Roasting the Moneybox

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'The Torch Holder'.

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Scouts made this for me