Campfire Stories Gifts

'Well, if you could make fire like those ape-like creatures, we would still be at the top of the food chain...'

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Desert Island BBQ

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Harsh Mellows.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Roasting the Moneybox

'The Torch Holder'.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'