Campfire Storyteller Gifts

A vampire in a canoe.

"Tell us that really scary story again... the one about how they make chicken nuggets!"

"I hope you all brought books to read."

"Rumble. . . rumble. . . the strange noise was getting louder. . ."

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

"Very scary, Jennifer—does anyone else have an H.M.O. horror story?"

'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'

"Don't panic. There's another sign up ahead."

Moose with Hunter Trophies.

'Ok...I'll admit they're kind of cute, but I still say their herds need to be thinned.'

Man sleeping in his tent and a little tent for his dog.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

Bear tells man to stop snoring

'I just killed a big gray thing with bumps all over it - how about you folks come over for dinner?'

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

'5... 4... 3... 2... 1!! That's it! Hunting season is officially... open!'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

"Eric's calling from camp again."

Wilderness - City.

"Tell us again how you took five thousand head out to Kansas City and made it back in time to pick up the kids from gymnastics."

'Check it out, Ted... Dinner AND dessert!'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"Oh shut up."

'We're roughing it... no WIFI.'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"The fact that you're complaining about not getting a signal makes me think you're not getting the point of our 'getting away from it all' weekend."

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'There's the big tipper!'

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'