Campfire Storytellers Gifts

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

Rustic Campgrounds.

'I hardly slept a wink last night because of those noisy buggers in the tent upstairs!'

"When I was a kid I used to sneak to sleep outside. Thanks to technology, kids now sneak back into their rooms."

"Looks like you've lost your signal."

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Raccoon Camp Nights

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

"Uh-oh...Today the ghosts are not happy!"

Accountants around the campfire.

"And then, as I turned, there he was again - the creepy guy with the camera!"

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

'That chief son. He not allowed to play with fire.'

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

'Well, at least some people still believe you exist...'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...