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A vampire in a canoe.

"Tell us that really scary story again... the one about how they make chicken nuggets!"

"I hope you all brought books to read."

"Rumble. . . rumble. . . the strange noise was getting louder. . ."

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

"Very scary, Jennifer—does anyone else have an H.M.O. horror story?"

'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'

"Don't panic. There's another sign up ahead."

'Ok...I'll admit they're kind of cute, but I still say their herds need to be thinned.'

Man sleeping in his tent and a little tent for his dog.

"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"Eric's calling from camp again."

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'I just killed a big gray thing with bumps all over it - how about you folks come over for dinner?'

Bear tells man to stop snoring

'5... 4... 3... 2... 1!! That's it! Hunting season is officially... open!'

"The fact that you're complaining about not getting a signal makes me think you're not getting the point of our 'getting away from it all' weekend."

"Tell us again how you took five thousand head out to Kansas City and made it back in time to pick up the kids from gymnastics."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Wilderness - City.

'Check it out, Ted... Dinner AND dessert!'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'We're roughing it... no WIFI.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"You know, when I was your age, Music Television actually had MUSIC on it!"

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

"I wonder who changed that sign?"