Campfire Aficionado Gifts

Boy Scout Camp.

Mythology Camp. Not so close to the fire, Icarus.

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Beaver Dam

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Sausages.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Harsh Mellows.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'The Torch Holder'.

Roasting the Moneybox

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Flash Cuisine

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Creepy Camp Stories.