Campfire Fanatic Gifts

"Hey, where’s your cat?"

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Desert Island BBQ

Harsh Mellows.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Roasting the Moneybox

'The Torch Holder'.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

Flash Cuisine

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Nobody likes a smore loser

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Creepy Camp Stories.

'Is the fire included?'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Marshmallow Roast

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'