Campfire Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

Harsh Mellows.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Desert Island BBQ

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Roasting the Moneybox

'The Torch Holder'.

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Scouts made this for me

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'