Camp Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Harsh Mellows.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Unrest Area.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"You stop it, now!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"What?"

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

Shoppers