Camping Chaos Capturer Gifts

Not a happy camper.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Harsh Mellows.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Disorder in the Court!

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Just your average family holiday portrait.

Naughty Puppy Dog.

The horn of paper

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Steadman - The Early Years.

"Ahoy!"