Chaos Conquerors Gifts

To-Do List Chaos

We're Gonna Need More Packing Material

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Disorder in the Court!

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Tuppermalware

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

The horn of paper

Office De-cluttering

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"