Computer Chaos Conqueror Gifts

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Computer Room.

What My Day Feels Like

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

The horn of paper

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Office De-cluttering

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."