Computer Chaos Lover Gifts

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

"Don't you know anything? All you have to do is point and click!"

When computers are attacked by Spam.

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

Computer Room.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

A catch-all is born.

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Cat chess

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Computer scared of user

Falling for art

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Too busy."

Paint fight art!

"I can't see my screen!!"

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

'Try rebooting.'