Computer Mischief Lover Gifts

Computer scared of user

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

Halloween health & safety.

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

God creates humans.

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

"The reason you have flies is because you put some photos of food in your recycle bin and you forgot to empty it."

Two mice teasing a computer mouse for being different.

"Very impressive. . . internet troll."

When computers are attacked by Spam.

State of the art computing purchases become obsolete in the time it takes to purchase it.

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

Pc who art in heaven.

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

'Hi honey, I'm home.'

"Don't you know anything? All you have to do is point and click!"

"While you were out - I sorted that computer problem!"

I bet you think I'm drinking tea.

"Carrie, I told you that if I returned your library books that late that there would be hell to pay."

'No, you don't get a check because your computer is disabled.'

"Did you promise grandma you'd never again make all the electronic devices beep at he same time?"

'Your case is baffling, Mr. Sims. I'm going to have to refer you to a geek.'

"I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism"

'Take it easy, pal - I'm just here for your hard drive.'

"I'm bored. Want to block a grocery store aisle with our cart?"