Computer Quirk Lover Gifts

God creates humans.

"The reason you have flies is because you put some photos of food in your recycle bin and you forgot to empty it."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Early Programmers.

Book Worm

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

Computer scared of user

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Telephone Box

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

I think that computer might be giving out a little too much heat... Energy efficient IT systems.

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

Two mice teasing a computer mouse for being different.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

Computer problems

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

ECO razor

"How is the new hearing aid?"