Quirky Tech Lover Gifts

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

Ok, now it's just messing with me. Prove you can do The Robot.

Testing his new laptop lunchbox.

'Vomit-cam with Smello-vision'

'My new phone even has a cloaking device. Of course, sometimes it's hard to find.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Book Worm

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Unicorn in the Woods

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Snake with headphones.

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

God creates humans.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Telephone Box

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

TV Repair 101.

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"The reason you have flies is because you put some photos of food in your recycle bin and you forgot to empty it."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"...and if I press this button..."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.