Quirky Gadget Lover Gifts

"This one, when you open it, smells like the Times."

Auto 'Shh' machine in library.

Freshman Ronnie Klumpf wisely outfitted himself with a wedgie deterrent system.

Your friend's shower

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

"How is the new hearing aid?"

ECO razor

Remote control made for hitting your husband

Psychic operating her crystal ball with a mouse.

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

'I tell you it's a winner!The widscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

Your weight and radiation level.

Twitter's not enough. Personal news tickers are the next big thing.

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

The Blame-O-Meter

Wine. Uh-huh, I got a fake phone! I know! I can talk to myself all day and not one knows I'm nutty as a bag of trail mix!

Canada patent office

101 uses of a dead cat: headphones.

Pirate peg-leg that shoots bullets.

Environmentally Confusing Technology: The wood burning fan.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Time Machine Design Project. Nice attention to detail, Ernie, but I don't think it needs a rear view mirror for traveling into the past.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!