Quirky Gadget Admirer Gifts

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

'Mister Bagley is here with his redesigned electronic tag, minister.'

To avoid the nuisance of unattended car alarms, all 2008 models must have owner specific alarms.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Book Worm

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Telephone Box

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

TV Repair 101.

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"...and if I press this button..."

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

Twitter's not enough. Personal news tickers are the next big thing.

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.