Gadget Admirer Gifts

Air bag on a Zimmer frame.

I present my greatest invention: Vitamin water that actually has negative calories! What's the catch? None. All you have to do to lose weight is drink my negative calorie vitamin water while jogging on the treadmill. Any other inane questions? Does it have vitamins in it? Isn't water a vitamin?

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

'The problem with pop up books in electronic format is the extra cost of the 3d glasses.'

"The bad thing about putting a super-powered car speaker system on your bike...is the length of the extension cord."

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Haircuts

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Nerd tryouts.

Dawing your Cellphone

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Useless add-ons.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Bicycle sat nav.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'E-books?'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'