Gadget Admirer Mugs

Air bag on a Zimmer frame.

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

'The problem with pop up books in electronic format is the extra cost of the 3d glasses.'

"The bad thing about putting a super-powered car speaker system on your bike...is the length of the extension cord."

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Useless add-ons.

Nerd tryouts.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Bicycle sat nav.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'