Quirky Gadgeteer Gifts

Surrounded by iPhone users, Harold finds himself unable to answer his unfashionable cellphone.

"...and if I press this button..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Digital Fomo!

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Book Worm

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Snake with headphones.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Telephone Box

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

TV Repair 101.

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

The meaning of life? Sure --- wait a minute and I'll Google it.