Quirky Technophile Gifts

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Book Worm

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

"The record player is skipping again."

Absurd motorbike

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Snake with headphones.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Telephone Box

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"...and if I press this button..."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

Remote control bridge in bath.

Sugar Cube Machine

The meaning of life? Sure --- wait a minute and I'll Google it.

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

Cricket for the Middle-Aged

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."

"I still miss the good old days....before everything went wireless!"

Tough employee uses computer rat instead of mouse.