Quirky Technologist Gifts

The meaning of life? Sure --- wait a minute and I'll Google it.

The Anti-Agent

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Digital Fomo!

"I do tech support for the cloud."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Book Worm

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Absurd motorbike

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Snake with headphones.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Telephone Box