Quirky Technologist Gifts

The Anti-Agent

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Digital Fomo!

"I do tech support for the cloud."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Book Worm

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Is there an audio edition?"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Snake with headphones.

Absurd motorbike

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

Telephone Box