Quacky Techie Gifts

Gaggle Crusts Search

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Book Worm

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Absurd motorbike

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Snake with headphones.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

Telephone Box

Social media messages

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

"...and if I press this button..."

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

Robot with a sense of humour.

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

The meaning of life? Sure --- wait a minute and I'll Google it.

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

Sugar Cube Machine

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

"I set your phone to alert you every five minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but very effective."

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."

WIFI connections