Quirky Technician Gifts

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

Absurd motorbike

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

Snake with headphones.

'We've found the problem...'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

Scientist with test tube.

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

'That's it for today. If you have any questions, ask the nurse. I can't hear a thing with these ear plugs in.'