Quirky Technician Prints

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Absurd motorbike

Snake with headphones.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

'We've found the problem...'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

Scientist with test tube.

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

I understand about the body parts, but did you have to put me in hand-me-down clothes?!

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'I think I've found what's causing your funny buzzing sound.'

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"