Quirky Techie Prints

Easy TV Repair

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Tough employee uses computer rat instead of mouse.

Snake with headphones.

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Book Worm

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Absurd motorbike

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Telephone Box

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

"...and if I press this button..."

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

"Use less powder. You're planting them too deep."

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!