Quirky Sound Technician Gifts

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Subwoofer

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Absurd motorbike

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Snake with headphones.

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

'We've found the problem...'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.