Quirky Sound Technician Mugs

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Subwoofer

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Snake with headphones.

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Absurd motorbike

'We've found the problem...'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'