Quirky Call-taker Mugs

Why appliance repairmen don't make cold calls.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Modern romance'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Egg Buggy

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'No, no, the pills don't have any medication to improve your balance. You'll just get steadier on your feet by trying to catch pills that are thrown to you.'

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"Yes I did want out contract design to be more progressive and visual, but this is a little too progressive."

'She lithpth!'

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

People talking through a stethoscope.

Listenin' in

"Try to smile a bit louder."

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

"Woodpecker gets an office job."

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"Miss Holder, in the future, please refrain from using hearts in the place of dots."