Quirky Phone Call Aficionado Mugs

Listenin' in

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

...the onion rings

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Incontinence Hot Line - 'Please hold.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

Owl answers telephone.

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

Collar I.D.

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.

"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

'Still 10 minutes to go before my cheap call rate kicks in...!'

Turkey Hotline

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'

Dog Chatlines...

'You can't put me on hold... I'm putting you on hold!'