Phone Call Aficionados Mugs

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

'Harvey? Junior had another accident - you should see his egg now!'

Turkey Hotline

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'The King of what?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

The End of the Worker Bees

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

...the onion rings

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"They're both in telemarketing."

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."