Quirky Mechanic Gifts

'We've found the problem...'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Cats on Board.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Animals are smarter than we think!

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Remote control car breakdown.

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

Absurd motorbike

Snake with headphones.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

The meaning of life? Sure --- wait a minute and I'll Google it.

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

Sugar Cube Machine

The Off-Roading Commuter

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

Cricket for the Middle-Aged

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

"The problem is that your trap is one big macaroni."

"Where's the red cape, pal?"