Quirky Driver Gifts

Cats on Board.

Horse rider driving his car like a horse

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

The Off-Roading Commuter

"Your parking is improving."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

The return of Miss Subways

Parts of an automobile

'We've found the problem...'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"I gave on the E train."

Oar-tobahn.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Snowman going to work.

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'How am I doing?'

SCUBER

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"It runs on helium."

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

Clown Bike Rack

"Have you got it in beige?"

Have you installed the heater?

'Not my idea of an open top car'

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

Warning: Surrealism next 4 miles (surrealistic art)