Buggy Driver Gifts

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Cats on Board.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Route 666.

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Heavy Traffic.

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Gas eyedropper.

SCUBER

"When the mist clears, turn right."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

'Another short-cut, dear?'

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

Baby kangaroo has a seatbelt on.

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Parking

Height barrier accident.

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

"My last dog always too a right there."

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

'Whoa - you're not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, mister backseat psychopath!'

The Off-Roading Commuter