Mischievous Driver Gifts

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Cats on Board.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

A pony throws its rider.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Pants Uglifier!

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Ducks crossing.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

'Cut it out!'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'

The Off-Roading Commuter

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

"Tree's up!"

Buy me and I'll tell you where Long John Silver buried his treasure!

'How come Zorro's mother let him draw on walls.'