Mischievous Driver Gifts

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

Cats on Board.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

A pony throws its rider.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Ducks crossing.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

'Okay. Where's the fire?'

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

The Off-Roading Commuter

"Tree's up!"

Buy me and I'll tell you where Long John Silver buried his treasure!

'Hi, honey, it's me. The good news is the car rental place has a vehicle we can use until our car is fixed. The bad news is. . . ah, um. . .'