Quirky Driver Humor Gifts

"I want to be ready in case there's an emergency."

Cats on Board.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

World's cheapest car

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

All you'd expect in a British car!

Ducks crossing.

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Backseat Predators

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

'I've been glamped!'

The Off-Roading Commuter

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

Detour 50c.

Drinker at bar: 'No more for me, thanks. Any more and I slur the words I'm texting in the car...'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.