Quirky Driver Humor Pillows

"I want to be ready in case there's an emergency."

Cats on Board.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

World's cheapest car

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

Ducks crossing.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Backseat Predators

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

'I've been glamped!'

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

The Off-Roading Commuter

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Detour 50c.

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

No caption. (Two drivers side by side. The car on the left is driven by a human and there is a Christianity symbol in the form of a fish on the back. The car on the left is driven by a fish and there is a similar symbol in the shape of a man on the back of the car).

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.