Backseat Driver Humorist Pillows

How To Save Gas.

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

Volkswagen Scandal

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Lucky car.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

No Hand Signals

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Speed Checked By Radar.

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Backseat Predators

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Parking? I don't think so.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

'I've been glamped!'

"My last dog always too a right there."