Backseat Humorist Pillows

"My last dog always too a right there."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'We've found the problem...'

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

Lucky car.

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Steak Lovers.

No Hand Signals

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

Backseat Predators

Taxi fares.

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Parking? I don't think so.

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

'This model runs on antibiotics.'